http://alaeaureae.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] alaeaureae.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] todokanu2011-03-10 07:39 pm

cutting the gordian knot (or why Russia doesn't quite suit Koreans) ; 1/1 ; [qmi] - nc;17

title: cutting the gordian knot (or why Russia doesn't quite suit Koreans) AKA the bowjob.
pairing: QMi
rating: NC-17
wordcount: ~1000
summary: Kyuhyun has a ridiculous bow. Zhou Mi gets it off. Among other things.
notes: okay so basically there was this conversation on facebook in which i lost any shred of dignity i may have had and um. it was a lot less removing the bow and a lot more...other stuff!?!? i.e. first time i write smut. okay no i have a confession, i did a bunch of (really bad) smut fills on the hsj/jr kink meme way back when because i thought it would be hilarious. and (both) title(s) courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] minamoto because i cannot come up with titles.



"Explain to me," Kyuhyun said as his eyes narrowed, breath hitching when Zhou Mi's hands strayed dangerously close to the bulge in Kyuhyun's pants, "why this is a good idea again?"

Zhou Mi looked up with an innocent smile, completely at odds with the inordinately pleased look he had in his eyes. "Because the bow looks ridiculous on you and we should take it off?" His top hat (among other articles of clothing) had been discarded some minutes earlier when Kyuhyun had pressed him against a wall and kissed him hungrily, and now he looked at Kyuhyun through bangs that almost completely covered one eye, and Kyuhyun swore silently when his already uncomfortably tight pants felt undeniably tighter. "And stay still!" Zhou Mi added, swatting at Kyuhyun's hands which had been moving in an attempt to fix his 'problem'.

"Just hurry the fuck up," Kyuhyun grumbled, forcing himself to look away.

Zhou Mi hummed happily as he repositioned himself so he was resting on one knee, just the right height to tug apart the bow the stylist noonas had attached some hours earlier much to Kyuhyun's displeasure and Zhou Mi's amusement. At least the porcupine on Siwon hyung's head had managed to salvage Kyuhyun's dignity somewhat - anything was better than that, even the —

"Mmf!" Kyuhyun let out an undignified squeak when there was a sharp pinch at his neck, and Zhou Mi's face was suddenly there. "Zhou Mi!" Kyuhyun hissed at the other man, nearly topping out of the chair.

"Pay attention," Zhou Mi whined, hands keeping Kyuhyun from falling completely. He nuzzled Kyuhyun's neck again when he was sure he wouldn't plaster himself on the floor, teeth nipping at the sensitive spot just underneath his shirt collar. Kyuhyun couldn't help but let out a slight moan, and he felt Zhou Mi smile against his skin.

"Stop being such a fucking tease," Kyuhyun groaned, hands straying to his jeans zipper only to have them pushed away again.

"I told you to stay still," Zhou Mi murmured, breath hot against Kyuhyun's ear. "I got rid of the bow for you, didn't I?"

"Yes, thank you," Kyuhyun hissed through clenched teeth, "now will you get on with it?"

"Get on with what, Kui Xian?" Zhou Mi asked innocently, although his hands were already playing with the zipper, and Kyuhyun had to stifle another moan when Zhou Mi started palming Kyuhyun's blatant erection through the fabric.

"Fuck, Zhou Mi." Kyuhyun buried his face in Zhou Mi's hair, fingers digging into his shoulder when Zhou Mi let out a chuckle and finally undid the zipper on Kyuhyun's pants, sliding a hand down Kyuhyun's boxers.

"Ok," Zhou Mi answered simply, rubbing a finger against the head of Kyuhyun's cock, chuckling again when Kyuhyun moaned into Zhou Mi's hair. Kyuhyun squirmed against the touch, Zhou Mi's fingers teasing him touching him everywhere but where he needed it, his mouth still working its way along the side of Kyuhyun's neck. He let out a quite whimper when Zhou Mi suddenly sat back, depriving him of the warmth he'd been pushing against.

"What—" Kyuhyun began to say, as Zhou Mi licked the precome off his fingers, but was quickly silenced as Zhou Mi crushed their lips together, and Kyuhyun tasted what must have been himself but he was too busy not thinking to think because god the way Zhou Mi was running his fingers around the base of his cock and "Mi," he moaned into the kiss because fuck he needed to stop teasing.

"Be patient," Zhou Mi whispered, his voice low and husky and fuck he was laughing the goddamn tease, Kyuhyun could see it in his eyes (eye, really, those bangs) and then he wasn't doing much thinking again when Zhou Mi took his cock into his mouth, tongue swirling playfully against the head and Kyuhyun didn't care who heard as he moaned loudly, thrusting into the warmth that was Zhou Mi's mouth. Zhou Mi looked up at him through his lashes, swallowing him the rest of the way, teeth scraping against his length in a way that made Kyuhyun shudder, fingers threading through Zhou Mi's hair.

"Fuck, Mi," he said through shaky breaths, eyes squeezing shut as Mi teased him with his tongue. "Stop fucking—fuck!" his words ground to a halt as Zhou Mi began working it faster, hot and slick and Kyuhyun - well Kyuhyun thrust forward, heat pooling at the base of his stomach as Zhou Mi sucked him off. "Mi," he moans, fingers curling tighter, Zhou Mi making an indignant sound that sends shivers down the length of his cock when he tugs at Zhou Mi's hair a little too hard but fuck if he cares as the seconds extend into minutes into what seems like eternity that doesn't last nearly long enough as he moans Mi's name and comes into his mouth with a shudder, ignoring the catty smirk on the other man's face as he swallows and drags his thumb slowly against his lips because they're kissing again and Kyuhyun's still spent but he presses forward eagerly, because fuck this is Mi and -

"Ge?"

This time Kyuhyun did tumble off his chair as the door opened. "I thought you locked the door!" he hissed at Zhou Mi who was decidedly smirking.

Henry walked into the room, flicking on the lights. "What are you - Oh."

"Oops?" Zhou Mi said, smile still on his face. "Wardrobe malfunction?" he explained innocently.

"I don't think I want to know," Henry said, rolling his eyes and shutting the door behind him, leaving Kyuhyun to scramble with his pants. "If you get out here in the next five minutes, I won't tell Shiyuan ge why you're late!" he called through the door.

"You said you locked the door," Kyuhyun hissed at Zhou Mi, scandalized, the moment Henry's footsteps disappeared down the hall.

Zhou Mi didn't reply immediately, leaning back on the heels of his hands, regarding Kyuhyun through lidded eyes. His fingers brushed against fabric and he twirled the forgotten top hat on his fingers before flipping it onto his head. "He said five minutes, right Kuixian?" he said, and Kyuhyun had to supress another shudder at his voice.





/crawls off in shame now

[identity profile] minamoto.livejournal.com 2011-03-11 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU BB YOU'RE FINALLY ~*~GROWING UP :DDD


also I have the best ideas ever, trufax.

[identity profile] minamoto.livejournal.com 2011-03-11 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
...oh you XD Still scandalized? *g*


okay in my defense it didn't seem really stupid until we got onto the highway.

[identity profile] x-lain-x.livejournal.com 2011-03-11 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
♥ omg so hot~

[identity profile] gothicdragon752.livejournal.com 2011-03-11 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

I seriously must be the only one who likes the fuzzy hats....

[identity profile] nisakomi.livejournal.com 2011-03-11 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
n_________________________________________________n ♥

[identity profile] nisakomi.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
this is a ridiculously generic reply for the person who inspired this fic jsyk

[identity profile] nisakomi.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
oh.

well i'm definitely not of age? so i don't know why you're worried.

[identity profile] atenishinai.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
because I am 12 okay >< Deep down under the totally mature and cool university student is a flaily 12 year old. Maybe 13. Maybe. =D
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[identity profile] reilove.livejournal.com 2011-03-12 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
QMI SMUT~ <3

Kyuhyun's overuse of the f-word just made this so much hotter~

LOL at Henry walking in on them~ And Zhou Mi's "Wardrobe malfunction?" XD

Thank you for this~ :D

[identity profile] fonulyn.livejournal.com 2011-03-12 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
This was a quite nice way to start off my morning XD Thanks for sharing!
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[personal profile] koyuki 2011-03-12 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
oh. oh. yeah. that was. really hot. *whimpers a little* five more minutes, huh?

just one thing: when Zhou Mi's mouth took his cock into his mouth
Zhou Mi's mouth's mouth? I see... XD;

[identity profile] atenishinai.livejournal.com 2011-03-12 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
CRYING this is what I get for never editing ever.

now I have this nightmarish mouths in mouths image going on.
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[personal profile] koyuki 2011-03-12 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
haha, it's okay, i've made worse typos. I didn't catch it until the second time I reread the story and I was like "...Zhou Mi's mouth has a mouth? O_o"
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[identity profile] atenishinai.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
haha, please don't let this stop you from finishing it! there's never anything wrong with writing =)